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xxcookievampiressxx:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

humanity needs to just sit in a corner and think about what it’s doing. 

This post… i love it.I’m working in a fancy restaurant, and one day, a Customer asked me for sparkling water… without the bubbles. So i asked :”So you want sill water ?” And the yelled :”NO ! Bring me sparkling water without the bubbles, remove the bubbles and put them in another bottle !”. And then the manager came and was as confused as me.

xxcookievampiressxx:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

humanity needs to just sit in a corner and think about what it’s doing. 

This post… i love it.

I’m working in a fancy restaurant, and one day, a Customer asked me for sparkling water… without the bubbles. So i asked :”So you want sill water ?” And the yelled :”NO ! Bring me sparkling water without the bubbles, remove the bubbles and put them in another bottle !”. And then the manager came and was as confused as me.

idrinkcheapvodka:

asidewalksymphony:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

SCREAMS HAPPILY

Now that’s awesome

Fact : This first was one of James bond’s school project.

askrockthundermare:

lucifers-lycan:

ultrafacts:

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Lol I dropped out of my last year of school because I was bullied

ill dropp out..
fcking bullies

I’ve, as well, given up on school because i was bullied.

askrockthundermare:

lucifers-lycan:

ultrafacts:

More Ultrafacts (Source)

Lol I dropped out of my last year of school because I was bullied

ill dropp out..

fcking bullies

I’ve, as well, given up on school because i was bullied.

kukutjulu01:

The Erotic Adventures of the Sad and Lonely Trixie by toonbat

My OTP in one comic.
coolmyassholeburnsthings:

ehm.. then i prefer liking Unicorns xD

coolmyassholeburnsthings:

ehm.. then i prefer liking Unicorns xD

rainbowdash0777:

sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

Wow

…fuck this… I live in Monaco, in France. I do a lot of jogging, and the other day, i fell really hard, i wounded myself, i was losing some blood and my knees was really painful. During my fall i saw that around 15 people saw my fall. I stood on the ground for about a minute, holding my painful body part. I raised my head and realised that EVERYBODY BAILED. I had to yell for help but i just saw them kept in walking the other way. I sigh, broke a long hard tree branch and walk myself to the hospital.

People can be great„ but they also can be assholes.

rainbowdash0777:

sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

Wow

…fuck this… I live in Monaco, in France. I do a lot of jogging, and the other day, i fell really hard, i wounded myself, i was losing some blood and my knees was really painful. During my fall i saw that around 15 people saw my fall. I stood on the ground for about a minute, holding my painful body part. I raised my head and realised that EVERYBODY BAILED. I had to yell for help but i just saw them kept in walking the other way. I sigh, broke a long hard tree branch and walk myself to the hospital.

People can be great„ but they also can be assholes.

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

kage12:

wanderlusti:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

This had 7,000,000 yesterday 😳

iPod version glitching so what has everyone riled up w

itsvondell:

otterwatt:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE

ohh my god

"Freedom ! …Ouch !"

"Good job."

"ThankssSSSss."

silvernis:

needs-more-pony:

askpixelflip:

aerobassie:

askpixelflip:

juggabrony:

xxitoexxblaze:

x-blaze:

sjru:

She did

She did

She changed mine.

Yeah. Before I found MLP I was kind of a dick. Not gunna lie. Another up side to finding MLP. I found a new fetish of mine…

Until MLP, my life was kinda dumb.

She kina did

Ain’t THAT the truth?

Yep. Without a doubt.

It sounds cheesy as hell, but it’s true. MLP:FIM really has changed my life for the better.

silvernis:

needs-more-pony:

askpixelflip:

aerobassie:

askpixelflip:

juggabrony:

xxitoexxblaze:

x-blaze:

sjru:

She did

She did

She changed mine.

Yeah. Before I found MLP I was kind of a dick. Not gunna lie. Another up side to finding MLP. I found a new fetish of mine…

Until MLP, my life was kinda dumb.

She kina did

Ain’t THAT the truth?

Yep. Without a doubt.

It sounds cheesy as hell, but it’s true. MLP:FIM really has changed my life for the better.