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tony-the-talking-pizzer:

drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

Im dying

It’s dying !

simsgonewrong:

My sim just stood there for 4 days, with this look on her face. I still have no idea what happened to her.

She probably want to sneeze.

simsgonewrong:

My sim just stood there for 4 days, with this look on her face. I still have no idea what happened to her.

She probably want to sneeze.

jin-the-mod:

kiara-rosesong:

prince-morgrim:

too adorbs 

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH X3333333!!!!!!!
Do it!!!

octavia ! <3

jin-the-mod:

kiara-rosesong:

prince-morgrim:

too adorbs 

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH X3333333!!!!!!!

Do it!!!

octavia ! <3

xesrao:

fullanimelove:

terminallly-chill:

LOOK AT HOW HE JUST GAVE UP ON LIFE

It’s time for him to join tumblr

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Because of his costume i just imagine this exact part of this song going on as he fall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0&feature=player_detailpage#t=27

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this


Don’t forget about these two.

Panic attack is cute.

Crying is cute.

xxcookievampiressxx:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

humanity needs to just sit in a corner and think about what it’s doing. 

This post&#8230; i love it.I&#8217;m working in a fancy restaurant, and one day, a Customer asked me for sparkling water&#8230; without the bubbles. So i asked :&#8221;So you want sill water&#160;?&#8221; And the yelled :&#8221;NO&#160;! Bring me sparkling water without the bubbles, remove the bubbles and put them in another bottle&#160;!&#8221;. And then the manager came and was as confused as me.

xxcookievampiressxx:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

humanity needs to just sit in a corner and think about what it’s doing. 

This post… i love it.

I’m working in a fancy restaurant, and one day, a Customer asked me for sparkling water… without the bubbles. So i asked :”So you want sill water ?” And the yelled :”NO ! Bring me sparkling water without the bubbles, remove the bubbles and put them in another bottle !”. And then the manager came and was as confused as me.

idrinkcheapvodka:

asidewalksymphony:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

SCREAMS HAPPILY

Now that’s awesome

Fact : This first was one of James bond’s school project.

askrockthundermare:

lucifers-lycan:

ultrafacts:

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Lol I dropped out of my last year of school because I was bullied

ill dropp out..
fcking bullies

I&#8217;ve, as well, given up on school because i was bullied.

askrockthundermare:

lucifers-lycan:

ultrafacts:

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Lol I dropped out of my last year of school because I was bullied

ill dropp out..

fcking bullies

I’ve, as well, given up on school because i was bullied.

kukutjulu01:

The Erotic Adventures of the Sad and Lonely Trixie by toonbat

My OTP in one comic.
coolmyassholeburnsthings:

ehm.. then i prefer liking Unicorns xD

coolmyassholeburnsthings:

ehm.. then i prefer liking Unicorns xD